I am Bored

Here are 5 funny quotes for you.  Always forgive your enemies – Nothing annoys them so much. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. I couldn’t [...]

Great wedding quotes: There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage. -Martin Luther Marriage is the perfection of what love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought. -Ralph Waldo Emerson I always cry at weddings, especially my own. -Humphrey Bogart Two souls with but a single thought, [...]

I am bored quotes for the day: Computers will never take the place of books. You can’t stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf. – Sam Ewing They’ve finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. – Milton Berle Reading computer manuals without [...]

You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try.” Homer J. Simpson. “Never pick a fight with anyone who buys ink by the barrel.” “Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.” Bill Cosbey. “Always drink upstream from the herd.” Anonymous.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory. Why is it called ‘after dark’ when it really is ‘after light’?

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Here are some very funny quotes by comedians. “If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.” –Bobcat Goldthwait “My mom said she learned how to swim. Someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. That’s how she learned how [...]