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Some Funny Quotes
June 30th, 2010
Here are Some funny quotes for you.
Always forgive your enemies – Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Dont tell me the sky is the limit when there are Footprints on the moon…
Life is a game, if you are not careful you will lose it.
If it were not for electricity, we would all be watching TV by candlelight.
Well you dont always need to flirt because Love will be knocking on ur door one day and it will be shooting up like a missle.
If i loan you my heart do you promise to treat it right?
Live life like there is no tomorrow!
Adults are kids with money.
If beauty was a crime you would be serving 3 life sentences.
some people drink from a glass, i drink from a fountain
Love is like a butterfly you have to let it go and if it’s really meant to be it will come back to you!!
Before you get the best, you have to have the worst.
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Wedding quotes
February 23rd, 2009
Great wedding quotes:
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
-Martin Luther
Marriage is the perfection of what love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
I always cry at weddings, especially my own.
-Humphrey Bogart
Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-Friedrich Halm
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Quotes for the day: 19 Jan
January 19th, 2009
I am bored quotes for the day:
Computers will never take the place of books. You can’t stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
– Sam Ewing
They’ve finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
– Milton Berle
Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software.
– Arthur C. Clarke
It’s easy to fool the eye but it’s hard to fool the heart.
– Al Pacino
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Quotes for the day: 17 Jan
January 17th, 2009
You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try.”
Homer J. Simpson.
“Never pick a fight with anyone who buys ink by the barrel.”
“Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.”
Bill Cosbey.
“Always drink upstream from the herd.”
Anonymous.
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Quotes for the day 9 Jan
January 9th, 2009
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.
Why is it called ‘after dark’ when it really is ‘after light’?
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Quote for the day 5Jan 2008
January 5th, 2009
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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Quotes by comedians
December 20th, 2008
Here are some very funny quotes by comedians.
“If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the
video camera and come help me.”
–Bobcat Goldthwait
“My mom said she learned how to swim. Someone took her out in the lake
and threw her off the boat. That’s how she learned how to swim. I said,
‘Mom, they weren’t trying to teach you how to swim.’ “
–Paula Poundstone
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