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NoSmoke.exe Funny computer Joke
The Funny NoSmoke.exe phone call Joke:
After experiencing difficulties with his computer, a poor, incognizant user called the system maker’s technical support line for assistance…
Technician: Hello. How can I help you today?
Customer: There’s smoke coming from the power supply on my computer…
Technician: Looks like you need a new power supply…
Customer: No, I don’t! I just need to change the startup files…
Technician: Sir, what you described is a faulty power supply. You need to replace it…
Customer: No way! Someone told me that I just had to change the system startup files to fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the right command…
For the next ten minutes, in spite of the technician’s efforts to explain the problem and its solution, the customer adamantly insisted that he was right. So, in frustration, the technician responded…
Technician: I’m sorry. We don’t normally tell our customers this, but there’s an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem…
Customer: I knew it!
Technician: Just add the line ‘LOAD NOSMOKE.EXE‘ at the end of the CONFIG.SYS file and everything should work fine. Let me know how it goes…
About ten minutes later, the technician received a call back from the customer…
Customer: It didn’t work. The power supply is still smoking…
Technician: Well, what version of DOS are you using?
Customer: MS-DOS 6.22…
Technician: Well, that’s your problem. That version of DOS doesn’t include NOSMOKE. You’ll need to contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch. Let me know how it all works out…
When nearly an hour had passed, the phone rang again…
Customer: I need a new power supply…
Technician: How did you come to that conclusion?
Customer: Well, I called Microsoft and told the technician what you said, and he started asking me questions about the make of the power supply…
Technician: What did he tell you?
Customer: He said my power supply isn’t compatible with NOSMOKE…
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Jackie Chan Bloopers
Jackie Chan is probably one of my favorite actors. I just love his movies. The best part of it is Jackie Chan bloopers. As you may or may not know, Jackie Chan does his own stunts. It does not always go down so well.
Bored? Watch some of Jackie Chan Bloopers:
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Funny quotes for facebook
Here is a whole bunch of funny quotes one can use on Facebook for when you are bored.
I’ve often put some quotes on facebook and I often see some funny ones on facebook.
To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash.
Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
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Amazing inventions (pictures)
I thought this was very cleaver. Some really amazing inventions that I would love to get my hands on:
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Weird fish
Here are some Really weird fish for you. Some you probably have never seen before. Enjoy it on I am bored.
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Does your chain hang low – Jibbs
My Wife showed me this video on the weekend. I just had to laugh. And share it:
do you like it? is there another video that you know of and like? share with us.
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Charlie The Unicorn
Here is a funny video called Charlie the unicorn – Bannana king. Watch it here on I am bored
Hope it makes you smile
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Addicted computer people
I received this in an email the other day, and thought it must be shared on I am bored:
Do you have something to share on iambored? Submit a site and share with everyone.
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Really, really weird plants…
Here are some really freaky weird plants that I would not touch with a pole. Check it out:
Doll’s Eye
At best, this thing looks like the plants you’d find on some hostile alien world. At worst, it looks like eyeballs on bloody stalks, tied together by their stems like the deranged trophy of some serial killer, used to mark the grave of half a dozen victims.
It’s called the doll’s eye plant, also known by the equally unsettling name “white baneberry.” Just in case you were actually thinking of eating this thing, those eyeballs are highly poisonous. Obviously.
The bleeding tooth fungus looks kind of like a wad of chewing gum that leaks blood like a rejected prop from The Shining.
They’re also called the strawberries and cream, the red-juice tooth, and the devil’s tooth. Whoever is in charge of naming scary bullshit seems really insistent that this thing looks like a tooth, while mostly skirting over the fact that it freaking sweats blood.
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