Posts Tagged ‘laugh’
Funny Cat smoking, wont give up the cigarette.
January 27th, 2012
This is so funny.
This cat will not give up smoking. The guy tries to take it away, but cat says no.
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How Coca Cola is made in the factory
July 4th, 2011
I briefly saw this on tv the other night. Absolutely Amazing. Coca Cola is made so quickly and in such a large quantity:
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The ancient world
July 1st, 2011
I’ve always been fascinated by the ancient world. here are some really good resources:
Before 1000 BCE
Billions of Years — a scientific theory — from the earth’s beginning to human species
Dinosaurs, Birds, and Survival — a focus on the Triasic, Jurassic and Cretaceous periods
Genes, Ageing and Evolution — creature biologies
Biology, the Brain and History — distribution of differences among humans
Origins of War — beginning with tribal raiding
Origins of Religion — Stone-age hunter-gatherers try to understand their world
Developing Religions — from agriculture sacrifices to the Old Testament
Civilizations before 1000 BCE — Africa, Mesopotamia, Egypt, China, the Americas, Europe, Canaan
1000 BCE to CE 500 — Survival, Power and War
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Funny Courtroom bloopers
July 1st, 2011
This is taken from records of courtrooms. Some really funny things have been asked and replied to.
• Lawyer: “Was that the same nose you broke as a child?”
• Witness: “I only have one, you know.”
• Lawyer: “Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?”
• Witness: “By death.”
• Lawyer: “And by whose death was it terminated?”
• Accused, Defending His Own Case: “Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?”
The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.
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NoSmoke.exe Funny computer Joke
June 26th, 2011
The Funny NoSmoke.exe phone call Joke:
After experiencing difficulties with his computer, a poor, incognizant user called the system maker’s technical support line for assistance…
Technician: Hello. How can I help you today?
Customer: There’s smoke coming from the power supply on my computer…
Technician: Looks like you need a new power supply…
Customer: No, I don’t! I just need to change the startup files…
Technician: Sir, what you described is a faulty power supply. You need to replace it…
Customer: No way! Someone told me that I just had to change the system startup files to fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the right command…
For the next ten minutes, in spite of the technician’s efforts to explain the problem and its solution, the customer adamantly insisted that he was right. So, in frustration, the technician responded…
Technician: I’m sorry. We don’t normally tell our customers this, but there’s an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem…
Customer: I knew it!
Technician: Just add the line ‘LOAD NOSMOKE.EXE‘ at the end of the CONFIG.SYS file and everything should work fine. Let me know how it goes…
About ten minutes later, the technician received a call back from the customer…
Customer: It didn’t work. The power supply is still smoking…
Technician: Well, what version of DOS are you using?
Customer: MS-DOS 6.22…
Technician: Well, that’s your problem. That version of DOS doesn’t include NOSMOKE. You’ll need to contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch. Let me know how it all works out…
When nearly an hour had passed, the phone rang again…
Customer: I need a new power supply…
Technician: How did you come to that conclusion?
Customer: Well, I called Microsoft and told the technician what you said, and he started asking me questions about the make of the power supply…
Technician: What did he tell you?
Customer: He said my power supply isn’t compatible with NOSMOKE…
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Jackie Chan Bloopers
June 26th, 2011
Jackie Chan is probably one of my favorite actors. I just love his movies. The best part of it is Jackie Chan bloopers. As you may or may not know, Jackie Chan does his own stunts. It does not always go down so well.
Bored? Watch some of Jackie Chan Bloopers:
Another one:
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Funny quotes for facebook
June 20th, 2011
Here is a whole bunch of funny quotes one can use on Facebook for when you are bored.
I’ve often put some quotes on facebook and I often see some funny ones on facebook.
To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash.
Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
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Amazing inventions (pictures)
June 20th, 2011
I thought this was very cleaver. Some really amazing inventions that I would love to get my hands on:
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