Posts Tagged ‘joke’
Whackhead in the morning!!!
March 6th, 2009
Thought you’ve heard the worst radio show ever? Guess again!!! I bet you’ve never heard Whackhead in the morning!!!
I was fortuante enough to grab this clip of audio for you. Listen in as Whackhead interviews one of the worlds most well known actors, Matt Damon.
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8 Monkey’s
February 19th, 2009
(This is reportedly based on an actual experiment conducted in the U.K.)
Put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the ceiling.
Each time a monkey tries to climb the ladder, all the monkeys are sprayed with ice water, which makes them miserable. Soon enough, whenever a monkey attempts to climb the ladder, all of the other monkeys, not wanting to be sprayed, set upon him and beat him up. Soon, none of the eight monkeys ever attempts to climb the ladder.
One of the original monkeys is then removed, and a new monkey is put in the room. Seeing the bananas and the ladder, he wonders why none of the other monkeys are doing the obvious. But undaunted, he immediately begins to climb the ladder.
All the other monkeys fall upon him and beat him silly. He has no idea why.
However, he no longer attempts to climb the ladder.
A second original monkey is removed and replaced. The newcomer again attempts to climb the ladder, but all the other monkeys hammer the crap out of him.
This includes the previous new monkey, who, grateful that he’s not on the receiving end this time, participates in the beating because all the other monkeys are doing it. However, he has no idea why he’s attacking the new monkey.
One by one, all the original monkeys are replaced. Eight new monkeys are now in the room. None of them have ever been sprayed by ice water. None of them attempt to climb the ladder. All of them will enthusiastically beat up any new monkey who tries, without having any idea why.
And that is how most companies’ policies get established.
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0 to 200 in 7 seconds
February 11th, 2009
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 7 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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seeing eye dog joke
February 10th, 2009
A blind man, with a seeing eye dog at his side, walks into his local grocery store. He walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the dog around in circles over his head.
The store manager, who up until this point thought he had seen it all, thinks this is quite strange. So he decides to find out what’s going on. The store manager approaches the blind man swinging the dog and asks, “Pardon me. May I help you with something?”
The blind man replies, “No thanks. I’m just looking around.”
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Whackhead gets even!!!
January 27th, 2009
Don’t ever mock Whackhead… he will find you and he will get even… especially if you’re Australian!!!
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Got a problem with your Apple? So does Whackhead…
January 26th, 2009
I know so many people who are constantly battling with others over whether PC is better then Apple or the other way round… I’m sure you do to. The main argument that most of my mates use when defending Apple is the fact that they rarely (if ever), have problems with them… That may be the case, but Whackhead seemed to have quite a serious problem with his Mac and so it only seemed natural that he call the support center in the States for some assistance…
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Funny prank, car park
January 26th, 2009
Have a look at this really funny car prank. Some people get really annoyed, and others just really confuzed.
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I am a girl…
January 19th, 2009
Let me first state this one is for the guys…
Have you ever been with your loved one and Beyonce’s “If I were a Boy” song started playing on the radio? It’s the kinda song that matter how good you’ve been to her, you kinda slip down and look the other way. You start feeling guilty for things you didn’t even think of doing let alone actually do… She gets all quiet…
Read the rest of the blog and hear Whackhead’s response here.
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Girlfriend V1.0 V2.0
January 12th, 2009
Girlfriend V1.0
Last year a friend of mine upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it’s a memory hog leaving very little system resources for other applications. He is only now noticing that Wife 1.0 also is spawning Child-Processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomena was included in the product brochure or documentation, though other users have informed him that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application.
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