Posts Tagged ‘I’m bored’

Quotes for the day, 15 Jan

“You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the hell she is.”
Ellen DeGeners.

“Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.”
George Carlin.

“I’m always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can’t understand is, if they don’t know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?”
Paul Merton.

“There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn’t stand for that.”
Steve Martin.

“I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.”
Les Dawson.

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Top Gear Peugeot vs Parkour

A race from one end of town to the other end. Witch is really faster, the Peugeot car or good old running. Free running.

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Writing tips

Do you have a blog, not sure what to write? have writers block?
Here are some tips that will help you with your writing trouble:

WritingTips

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how not to use powerpoint

Bored? learn how to NOT do power point presentations.

A really funny and well presented video on how to not use powerpoint.
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Raw food, good for you?

Can Raw food really be the answer all scientists have been looking for?

Raw food proponents have long been spreading the word that a predominantly raw food diet will give you more energy, slow down aging, improve your skin, boost your mood, and fight a host of chronic diseases including chronic fatigue syndrome, Crohn’s disease and even cancer.

Yet, long before that, sometime in the early 17th century a German mystic named Jakob Bohme realized a philosophy known as “the doctrine of signatures.” According to Bohme’s writings, the doctrine of signatures refers to the notion that God marked objects with a sign or “signature” revealing their true purpose. The original theory has been traced back to Galen, a well-known physician and medical researcher around 159 A.D

See them and read about them all here:  Sixwise

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How to write a college/school paper

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer.

2. Log onto MSN and ICQ (be sure to go on away!). Check your email.

3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.

4. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some chocolate to help you concentrate.

5. Check your email.

6. Call up a friend and ask if he/she wants to go to grab a coffee.  Just to get settled down and ready to work.

7. When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lit place.

8. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.

9. Check your email.

10. You know, you haven’t written to that kid you met at camp since fourth grade. You’d better write that letter now and get it out of the way so you can concentrate.

11. Look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.

then: read the rest to finish

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Door Fail

I know that Fail pictures are famous and all over the show. Myself and John Saw this while we were at the University of Cape town.

I am bored darwin award picture:

doorfail

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Quotes for the day 9 Jan

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.

Why is it called ‘after dark’ when it really is ‘after light’?

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Remove clouds with mouse

I can spend quite a while on Whywashesad.com.

It works really simple. Open it in a full browser, and wait for 2 seconds, move your mouse over the clouds and see what happens.

whywashesad

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Puki Flash Game

This is quite a fun game to waste time on.

Beware, you need a mouse. A laptop touchpad does not work.

Puki Flash Games

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