Posts Tagged ‘funny’

Funny Cat smoking, wont give up the cigarette.

This is so funny.

This cat will not give up smoking. The guy tries to take it away, but cat says no.

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Worlds Dumbest Criminal

This is just absolutely amazing. This guy really has a never say die attitude. One thing we can say about him though, he is tough, I would be hurting soo bad after a few of his falls. He literally beats himself up.

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How things have changed | Funny Comics

Here are some funny Comics I got sent on how things have changed:

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Funny Graffiti and fails

Here are some great funny graffiti pictures.
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Funny Courtroom bloopers

This is taken from records of courtrooms. Some really funny things have been asked and replied to.

•    Lawyer: “Was that the same nose you broke as a child?”
•    Witness: “I only have one, you know.”

•    Lawyer: “Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?”
•    Witness: “By death.”
•    Lawyer: “And by whose death was it terminated?”

•    Accused, Defending His Own Case: “Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?”
The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.
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NoSmoke.exe Funny computer Joke

The Funny NoSmoke.exe phone call Joke:

After experiencing difficulties with his computer, a poor, incognizant user called the system maker’s technical support line for assistance…

Technician: Hello. How can I help you today?

Customer: There’s smoke coming from the power supply on my computer…

Technician: Looks like you need a new power supply…

Customer: No, I don’t! I just need to change the startup files…

Technician: Sir, what you described is a faulty power supply. You need to replace it…

Customer: No way! Someone told me that I just had to change the system startup files to fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the right command…

For the next ten minutes, in spite of the technician’s efforts to explain the problem and its solution, the customer adamantly insisted that he was right. So, in frustration, the technician responded…

Technician: I’m sorry. We don’t normally tell our customers this, but there’s an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem…

Customer: I knew it!

Technician: Just add the line ‘LOAD NOSMOKE.EXE‘ at the end of the CONFIG.SYS file and everything should work fine. Let me know how it goes…

About ten minutes later, the technician received a call back from the customer…

Customer: It didn’t work. The power supply is still smoking…

Technician: Well, what version of DOS are you using?

Customer: MS-DOS 6.22…

Technician: Well, that’s your problem. That version of DOS doesn’t include NOSMOKE. You’ll need to contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch. Let me know how it all works out…

When nearly an hour had passed, the phone rang again…

Customer: I need a new power supply…

Technician: How did you come to that conclusion?

Customer: Well, I called Microsoft and told the technician what you said, and he started asking me questions about the make of the power supply…

Technician: What did he tell you?

Customer: He said my power supply isn’t compatible with NOSMOKE…

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Amazing inventions (pictures)

I thought this was very cleaver. Some really amazing inventions that I would love to get my hands on:


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Inspirational Visual quotes

Here are some very cool Inspirational quotes on I Am Bored.

Be yourself, Everyone else is taken

Be yourself

Every Exit is an Entrance to somewhere else

Destiny is for losers. Its just a stupid excuse to wait for things to happen instead of making them happen.

And my Favorite:

Google Before you tweet, is the new think before you speak.

See more Here: Inspiration Gallery #173 – Various quotations

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Little People art

I think this is just amazing.

see them all here: Little People – A tiny Street Art Collection

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Germans Don’t Understand Traffic Circle

I really dont have anything to say…

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