Some Funny Quotes
June 30th, 2010
Here are Some funny quotes for you.
Always forgive your enemies – Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Dont tell me the sky is the limit when there are Footprints on the moon…
Life is a game, if you are not careful you will lose it.
If it were not for electricity, we would all be watching TV by candlelight.
Well you dont always need to flirt because Love will be knocking on ur door one day and it will be shooting up like a missle.
If i loan you my heart do you promise to treat it right?
Live life like there is no tomorrow!
Adults are kids with money.
If beauty was a crime you would be serving 3 life sentences.
some people drink from a glass, i drink from a fountain
Love is like a butterfly you have to let it go and if it’s really meant to be it will come back to you!!
Before you get the best, you have to have the worst.
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