Quotes for the day 25 Jan
A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.
Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades…or a game of fake heart attack.
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
Quotes from Demitri Martin.
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