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I know you all like quotes. Here are some more quotes.

“With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.” – Unknown

“When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded” – Steven Wright

“Speeding Doesn’t kill, stopping very fast does”  – Unknown.

“You can’t leave footprints in the sands of time if you’re sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?” – Unknown

“If you die in an elavator, be sure to push the Up button.” – Sam Levenson

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