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NoSmoke.exe Funny computer Joke
June 26th, 2011
The Funny NoSmoke.exe phone call Joke:
After experiencing difficulties with his computer, a poor, incognizant user called the system maker’s technical support line for assistance…
Technician: Hello. How can I help you today?
Customer: There’s smoke coming from the power supply on my computer…
Technician: Looks like you need a new power supply…
Customer: No, I don’t! I just need to change the startup files…
Technician: Sir, what you described is a faulty power supply. You need to replace it…
Customer: No way! Someone told me that I just had to change the system startup files to fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the right command…
For the next ten minutes, in spite of the technician’s efforts to explain the problem and its solution, the customer adamantly insisted that he was right. So, in frustration, the technician responded…
Technician: I’m sorry. We don’t normally tell our customers this, but there’s an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem…
Customer: I knew it!
Technician: Just add the line ‘LOAD NOSMOKE.EXE‘ at the end of the CONFIG.SYS file and everything should work fine. Let me know how it goes…
About ten minutes later, the technician received a call back from the customer…
Customer: It didn’t work. The power supply is still smoking…
Technician: Well, what version of DOS are you using?
Customer: MS-DOS 6.22…
Technician: Well, that’s your problem. That version of DOS doesn’t include NOSMOKE. You’ll need to contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch. Let me know how it all works out…
When nearly an hour had passed, the phone rang again…
Customer: I need a new power supply…
Technician: How did you come to that conclusion?
Customer: Well, I called Microsoft and told the technician what you said, and he started asking me questions about the make of the power supply…
Technician: What did he tell you?
Customer: He said my power supply isn’t compatible with NOSMOKE…
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0 to 200 in 7 seconds
February 11th, 2009
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 7 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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seeing eye dog joke
February 10th, 2009
A blind man, with a seeing eye dog at his side, walks into his local grocery store. He walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the dog around in circles over his head.
The store manager, who up until this point thought he had seen it all, thinks this is quite strange. So he decides to find out what’s going on. The store manager approaches the blind man swinging the dog and asks, “Pardon me. May I help you with something?”
The blind man replies, “No thanks. I’m just looking around.”
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Whackhead gets even!!!
January 27th, 2009
Don’t ever mock Whackhead… he will find you and he will get even… especially if you’re Australian!!!
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Got a problem with your Apple? So does Whackhead…
January 26th, 2009
I know so many people who are constantly battling with others over whether PC is better then Apple or the other way round… I’m sure you do to. The main argument that most of my mates use when defending Apple is the fact that they rarely (if ever), have problems with them… That may be the case, but Whackhead seemed to have quite a serious problem with his Mac and so it only seemed natural that he call the support center in the States for some assistance…
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