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Yesterday I posted a video called the sneezing panda, That was really funny, and I laugh every time I see it. Here is another video, a sneezing elephant and then he scares himself by doing so. It almost made me fall out of my chair. I hope it gives you the same reaction as it gave me.

Sneezing elephant that scares himself:

This is really cool. Remember the old nintendo super mario?

Ever wanted to play it again but did not know where to find it? Well, here it is. Super mario Bro’s Crossover. It even has the sounds to go with it. Plus some extra characters to play with. have fun:

http://supermariobroscrossover.com/

You might have seen this before, But I still think its really funny. I can watch it over and over again and every time I will laugh. When I am bored or not. Have a look.

Sneezing panda

bored? this is really interesting. have a look.

The human mind is a wonderful thing. Cognition, the act or process of thinking, enables us to process vast amounts of information quickly. For example, every time your eyes are open, you brain is constantly being bombarded with stimuli. You may be consciously thinking about one specific thing, but you brain is processing thousands of subconscious ideas. Unfortunately, our cognition is not perfect, and there are certain judgment errors that we are prone to making, known in the field of psychology as cognitive biases. They happen to everybody regardless of age, gender, education, intelligence, or other factors. Some of them are well known, others not, but all of them are interesting.

Read them all here: Top 10 Common Faults In Human Thought

Here are 5 funny quotes for you. 

Always forgive your enemies – Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Here are some weird, but true facts, that is interesting to know.

The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The average person laughs 13 times a day.

Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are:Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil)

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.

Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump.

Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.

The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet!!

If you know any weird facts, please post your weird facts in the comments.

In Formula 1 on Sunday the 17th june Mark Webber Drives into the back of Heikki Kovalainen and flips his car at valencia street circuit. Have a look at this amazing crash, and he just gets out and walks away. What a Lucky Man! 

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I’ve heard of Lonehill estate before, but never heard any of their music. The other day, this song (lonehill estate – gangstar) played on the radio, and I just loved it, but I missed the band name and song title. So after days of searching on the internet and asking people, I finally found it.

Lonehill Estate is one of the top live performing bands in South Africa. with their mischevious rock sound poking fun at politics and the music industry, their shows are riddled with offensive anecdotes and eye-twitchingly good music. The band burst onto radio in 2005 with hit singles “Girl on a Roof” and “Skyward” dominating. In 2007 the band represented South Africa in London at the Global Battle of the Bands where their drummer at the time (Travis Marc) took home the award for best drummer.
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Anyway, here is the lyrics of the song. (I think)

She will have a beer, and I think I’ll have a milkshake
She grew up on the street, and I live on an estate

She call me gangster, but I don’t know what that means,
she call me rock-star, long hair token knit jeans
She call me gangster, but I don’t know what that means,
She call me gangster, what the hell does that mean

She’s a work of art, she brightens up a bedroom
I can sing a song, but she can find the dance moves
I treat her like a lady, in the hope that she will come around
come around, come around Baby
I know that I wouldn’t change a thing

She call me gangster, but I don’t know what that means,
she call me rock-star, long hair token knit jeans
She call me gangster, but I don’t know what that means,
She call me gangster, what the hell does that mean

My body’s nobody’s body but mine
she makes me nervous almost all of the time
My body’s nobody’s body but mine
she makes me nervous but she makes me feel like a Ganster
she call me rock-star
she call me gangster
she call me rock-star

She call me gangster, but I don’t know what that means,
she call me rock-star, long hair token knit jeans
She call me gangster, but I don’t know what that means,
She call me gangster, what the hell does that mean

For more info on lonehill estate, and to hear the song, check out their facebook page:  Lonehill Estate on Facebook

I hope you like it, as I do.

While many in the nanotech establishment dismiss molecular nanobots as science fiction many of the recent breakthroughs in nanobiotech point to the emergence of hybrid biomechanical nanomachines Molecular Nanobot in the Bloodstream In Japan photo-reactive nanocrystals are being developed for more efficient solar cell production. Rice University is developing methods that use the reactivity of nanoparticles to clean contaminants, especially biological contaminants from water. In agriculture, nano-sensors will be sprinkled on crops or soil to monitor temperature, water, salinity, nitrogen and disease. Robert Freitas is developing an artificial red blood cell able to deliver 236 times more oxygen to tissues than natural red blood cells.

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